Well, you try to follow all the rules and what does it get you? Time in jail.
The drugstore clearly had a sign that read, "Try our product, It's actually BETTER than KY-Jelly." So I did.
Next thing you know they have the vice squad over at the store and I wind up here in jail.
(After a quick look around, I think I probably should have held onto that Brand X jelly.)
-I.B. Moleturd
