The Killer Mimes

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 8 July 2013

I always tell our children to be like me and the wife and to always be nice to mimes on the street. I mean, these people work hard at what they do and we should be nicer to them and not ask them silly questions or shove them aside on the streets.

I figure that one day they might get tired of all the ridicule and might develop some invisible weapons and take over the world.

This way, there might be some around that will remember our kindness and spare our lives.

-I.B. Moleturd

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