The U.S. Army Rainbow Connection

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 8 July 2013

Being in the military today is a whole lot different than in my days of the drill sergeant screaming cuss words and insults in your face.

Even the marching is different.

This new "can't afford to offend the soldier's religious beliefs" is a hoot. My son just walked by in parade formation and instead of all those raunchy lyrics before, they now sound like Mr. Rogers as a guest on Sesame Street.

"Ain't no use in going home
Jody's leaving your girl alone!"

Jody has become a dork.

-I.B. Moleturd

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