If you are ever at a bar and fall asleep and some guy puts your hand in a bucket of warm water so that you piss your pants while another guy puts dog pooh on your hand and begins to tickle your upper lip and, for a finally another guy places matches around your shoes to light, Boy I don't know what you should do.
I guess just be a good sport about it and limp on down to the bar the next night and bring a gun.
-I.B. Moleturd
