Moleturd's Sex Manual

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 4 July 2013

I'm thinking about writing a new sex manual just for wives from the husband's point of view, on how best to please your husband sexually for year after year after year.

The trouble is, how do I get two hundred pages out of her yelling out "Hey, I just jumped into the bed stark naked! Better come and get it while it's hot!"

He'll get up off his death bed and crawl if he has to.

-I.B. Moleturd

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