I wonder why all those companies who still use animals in tests don't put that in their TV commercials?
"These rabbits are completely bald. Why? They didn't use Acme hare...hair restorer. They used brand X."
"Better purchase your car brakes at Acme Motors. Just look at this huge pile of roadkill where Brand X Brakes didn't allow our test drivers to stop in time."
-I.B. Moleturd
