Worst Day Of My Life...So Far!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 30 June 2013

This has been the worst day of my life again. First the back goes out while I'm visiting the wife's family and then I talked their boy, Rasputin, into putting some HEAT on my back to help. So I lay down on my stomach with my pants down a little and the little idiot turns the whole bottle over and it runs down my crack and into my hemorrhoids and I go flying and screaming to the bathroom and knock my mother-in-law off the commode trying to get into the shower and...well, that's enough. I've made myself mad again.

I.B. Moleturd

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