Have you ever walked the labyrinth that's located behind several churches and especially at places like a monastery where all those monks live? It's this pathway between tall shrubbery and you are supposed to walk through it's pathway and meditate.
Well, I have been lost in this one for three days and nights and I'm dehydrated, starving and the only meditations I'm having is that I hope every monk here who doesn't answer my cries steps in the crap I left just under a little dirt and grass. Bet they break their vow of silence then.
-I.B.Moleturd