Saving Face

Submitted by Gee Pee

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Jennifer was puzzled. At school, her girlfriends stared at her. Behind her back, they whispered about her. Some even had the nerve to point at her. Finally, she decided to ask them why she had suddenly become the center of attention among them. "You told us you're a virgin," Carol said, "who's saving herself for marriage." Jennifer shrugged. "So?" "Well, we are not virgins," Carol told her. "You can't fool us." "What do you mean?" Jennifer asked, more confused than ever. "Don't play Little Miss Innocent with us," Carol said. "We know the scent of semen, and you're covered in it!" Blushing, Jennifer said, "Oh, that!" "Yes," Carol said, "that." Laughing, Jennifer explained, "I've never had sex, but my boyfriend cums on my face when he masturbates. I use his semen as a facial. It smells nice, and it really works, too!"

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