A wealthy octogenarian, seeking a new bride, set up a contest among three bachelorettes, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, to see which of them could make the biggest return on her investment. He gave each a million dollars to invest. A year later, he called them before him to report on their successes. The blonde had doubled her investment. The brunette had tripled her money. The redhead had earned four times the original amount she'd been given. So, which of the three women did the wealthy eighty-year-old man marry, the blonde, the brunette, or the redhead? The one with the biggest breasts, of course!