Monica Lewinsky service wash

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 1 April 2013

Braving some deafening emergency road works outside Georgetown's 'Out Damned Spot!' Chinese laundry the former Clinton intern enters the shop clutching her famous blue party dress and asks for a quickie service wash.

'What you want?' the washerwoman shouts amid the racket.

'Service wash,' replies Monica

'Come again?' the washerwoman demands.

'Er, no, just a little pina colada!'

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