Braving some deafening emergency road works outside Georgetown's 'Out Damned Spot!' Chinese laundry the former Clinton intern enters the shop clutching her famous blue party dress and asks for a quickie service wash.
'What you want?' the washerwoman shouts amid the racket.
'Service wash,' replies Monica
'Come again?' the washerwoman demands.
'Er, no, just a little pina colada!'
