As a long term cynical Atheist I suddenly got a message from the 'other world' telling me that I must become a true Believer or I would be damned for ever.
As a result I entered the nearest Church I could find which happened to be a Catholic one. I wanted to confess so went into the confessional box and sat waiting for the priest.
I looked around me and I noticed a range of alcoholic drinks and pictures of desirable ladies ready to give me a leg up. Suddenly the priest sat down next door.
'I didn't realise your confessional boxes were so attractive' I said.
'You idiot' replied the Father 'you have sat down on my side!'
