Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 10 March 2013

At St Peter's Basilica in Rome two elderly Cardinals were discussing the church's celibacy rule ahead of voting for a new Pontiff.

'So when's the last time you shagged an altar boy, then?' Eighty-something Cardinal O'Flaherty asked his colleague from Belgium.

'Let's see, now,' Cardinal Pierre, 81, replied, 'I think it was 1949.'

'Wow, that's such a long time ago, you're practically a saint!' O'Flaherty said.

'Not really, my friend,' Pierre answered, 'it's only just gone five past eight now!'

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