Pope names favorite hookers

Submitted by queen mudder

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

In a final farewell before St Peter's Square crowds the Pope paid tribute to Siamese twin call girls Joy and Choppi Waters.

'I first met them as a callow young seminarian,' the Pontiff said, 'at a bar in downtown Saigon.

'Hey gals, I said to them, I gotta couple pounds right here in my pocket, how about we get it on tonight?

'For a few seconds the sisters stared blankly at me before Choppi replied:

'What makes you think we charge by the inch, Father?'

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