Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 11 February 2013

The captain of the Swiss Guards who look after the Pope rushes in to the pontifical private office, sweat pouring from his brow.

'Holy Father, terrible news,' he says; 'it's just been confirmed there's a case of gonorrhea in the Vatican!'

'Thank goodness,' the Pope replies, 'I was getting sick of all that Liebfraumilch!'

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