Balls to that

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 10 February 2013

The horseflesh contamination scandal is being investigated by British thoroughbred racing's governing body the Jockey Club.

An announcement this weekend sees an immediate ban of the practice known as gelding which castrates horses to improve temperament.

'The move is likely to affect frozen food manufacturer Findus,' a spokesperson said, 'we're advising them to pull all supplies of their bologneighs meat balls.'

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