Horsemeat contamination

Submitted by queen mudder

Friday, 8 February 2013

There's a new twist today in the UK food contamination scandal after bits of old saddle were traced to austerity-strapped doomsday peddling Greeks.

Archaeological samples taken from some crappy Athens ruins have tested positive for traces of Findus lasagna.

'We blame the Four Horsemen of the Acropolis,' a Food Standards Agency sauce commented.


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