Michael Jackson, you beast!

Submitted by queen mudder

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Was Wacko Jacko really into beastiality? A biographer researching his diaries has come across an entry where Jackson describes a 'weird but sexy' dream he'd had under the influence of some exotic 'jungle juice'.

Died and went to heaven last night. The angels played a special homecoming song for me. It was 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'. Woke up with some fur in my mouth, sure was no dream.

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