Michelle Obama, Commando-in-Chief

Submitted by queen mudder

Saturday, 19 January 2013

Presidential Swearing-in Committee aides are anxious to avoid a repeat of a 2009 incident that outed Mrs Obama as the nation's premier Commando-In-Chief.

Sexy Michelle's secret wardrobe statement was rumbled during the Obamas' attendance of various Inauguration Balls.

Shoe-shine boys working the Presidential limo claimed they'd seen the First Lady's splendid Brazilian reflected on her highly polished patent leather pumps.

Those suspicions were eventually upheld when a powdery substance on her $1,000-a-pop Manolos was analyzed.

On Monday she'll be taking no chances by bathing at length with a proprietary anti-dandruff shampoo.

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