The World's Skinniest Woman

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 January 2013

The world's skinniest woman was recently hospitalized as she was sitting in The Crocked Crocodile Club in Chicago. Effie "Matchstick" Hammerhiggy who stands 5-foot-11-inches tall, but only weighs 53 pounds was sitting alone at the bar clad in a black dress when a patron mistook her for a swizzle stick and started stirring his Vodka Collins with her.

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