Crackers for Drinkers

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 23 December 2012

What drink always goes down at an angle?


What drink is suitable for a sick person?

Pale ail

What drink is all over the place?

A rye whisky

What drink do you give to someone who never stops complaining?


And for those who don't drink alcohol:

What drink do you give to an Israeli tennis player?


What drink do you give to a sex starved person in a hurry?


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more