What drink always goes down at an angle?
Lobcyder
What drink is suitable for a sick person?
Pale ail
What drink is all over the place?
A rye whisky
What drink do you give to someone who never stops complaining?
Wine
And for those who don't drink alcohol:
What drink do you give to an Israeli tennis player?
Juice
What drink do you give to a sex starved person in a hurry?
Sexpresso