The Very Embarrassed Penguin

Submitted by Paul Blake

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

A Penguin was driving his car across the desert, when the engine started to stutter and smoke began to rise from the hood.

The worried Penguin managed to drive the car a few miles further until he came to a gas station with a mechanic.

"Leave it here." The mechanic told the Penguin. "There's an ice cream shop across the street you can wait in while I take a look." He said.

The Penguin waddled off across the road, looking forward to a nice cool treat. He ordered the biggest Ice Cream Sundae the shop had to offer and when the waitress brought it to his table, he jumped right in feet first and began splashing around, getting ice cream all over his face.

When he was finished, The Penguin went back across the street to the garage to see if his car was fixed.

"It looks like you blew a seal." Said the mechanic.

"What! No!" replied the Penguin, "It's just Ice Cream!"

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