Fergus The Bachelor

Submitted by James Watts

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Two confirmed bachelors, one of them, not surprisingly, Fergus McCarthy, were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said Fergus, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and...'"


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