The Talented Octopus

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Thursday, 23 August 2012

A Guy goes into a pub with his pet octopus and says, "I bet £50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the pub look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty pounds. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty pounds to the octopus' owner. The landlord has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred quid."
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing !"
The octopus says, "Play it ? I can't even figure out how to get it's f**king pyjama's off."

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