Generation Gap

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Sunday, 12 August 2012

A young punk gets on a bus. He's got spiked, multi-coloured hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he's without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten minutes. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: "What are you staring at old man, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
The old man replies: "Yes, when I was in the Navy I got really drunk in Singapore once, and fucked a parrot".
"I just thought maybe you were my son."

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