Ugly Baby Joke!

Submitted by Unknown

Friday, 3 August 2012

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

His wife confessed, "Not this time."

The man, overwhelmed with sadness, on discovering his two daughters were not his, hacked his wife to death, where she lay. He took the baby and moved to Ipswich, where he lives now, unaware that his sad and tragic story is now a joke.

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