A website specializing in rating drug tourists' experiences is calling for an Amsterdam cafe to be closed down.
AcidTripAdvisor.con says it's been snowed under with trading standards complaints from some slightly ditsy size zero super models.
They're pissed after paying over the odds and snorting a whole load of illicit white powders that turned out to be nothing more than saccharine.
Apparently they thought it was 'diet' coke.
