Day off

Submitted by Simon Saunders

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

A supermarket manager called one of his employees on their day off. "Can you cover for Jim? He's ill again." Asked the manager.

"I suppose so." Responded the employee.

As he arrived for work the manager commented, "You got here quickly."

"I came as fast as I could. Then I left the brothel and got a taxi here." Said the employee.

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