Spice Up Your Love Life!

Submitted by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

I love my wife, I really do, and most aspects of our relationship are wonderful, but we got to feeling that maybe, after twenty years, our love life was perhaps getting a little stale.

"What do you want me to do?" she asked me one night.

"Move about a bit more," I said. "And moan...really moan..."

So we went to bed, and were doing what adults do, and she asked me: "Do I start now?"

"Yes!" I urged.

"You never fucking wash up!" she said as she said as she tried a new pair of shoes on...

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