Alarming Stats

Submitted by Andrew Coisman

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

As it stands today, 100 out of 100 squirrels do not own an X-Box 360.

26 out of 26 African children will never spontaneously sprout antennae from their foreheads and communicate via electro-magnetic waves.

82 out of 82 petrol station franchise part-owners will never know the sweet embrace of a southern long-nosed armadillo

and 7 out of 7 Portuguese dentists will never have a jewel-encrusted ham sandwich forcibly inserted into their navel as an offering to Hatmehit, the Egyptian fish god.

Alarming statistics to say the least. But YOU can make a difference by sending me $500 immediately.

Remember: There is no "I" in Creme Brulee. Forward this on if you hate squirrels.

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