The Navy Nurse

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 23 July 2012

While working as a Navy nurse in a military hospital's emergency room, I was required to introduce myself by my rank and full name. I usually refer to myself as Ensign Mike Payne, but one busy day I rushed into a patient's room and blurted, "Hi, I'm Ensign Payne."

"Hi," the patient responded.

"I'm in some pain, too."

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