New Car Features

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

We were driving in my friend Larry's new car. I asked him about its features. He listed the usual, then added, "It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit. It warns me when I have to stop. It points out solid no-passing lines." I expressed my amazement.

"But," he explained,

"these features work only when my wife is in the car."

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