A young English man was on holiday in France and couldn't speak any French and met up with a young pretty English girl and they decided to have a romantic night. The English lad saw a French chemist and went inside to buy some condoms but the chemist couldn't speak any English, so the young lad tried everything to communicate with the chemist. Finally the young man got out his wedding tackle and put it on the counter with 100 francs and chemist looked at the young man and smiled he understood what the young lad was doing. The chemist got his wedding tackle and also got out 100 francs, after looking the sizes, the chemist excitedly said "Wee" and took the young man's money.