Boy, It sure is hell getting old!

Submitted by Spicewood

Sunday, 27 May 2012

One medical student said to his friend, "Do you see that poor old man over there? I'm sure that he has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.

"The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class.

"Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical
students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?

"The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two
fine medical students think.

"The first student said, "I thought it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I thought you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what DO you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

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