Mommy Screwdriver

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 18 May 2012

While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old son to bring me a screwdriver. He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"

"Which one can you get faster?"

"The Mommy screwdriver."

"Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."

The child came back and handed me a butter knife.

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