21
Men are Like: Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you!
22
Men are Like: Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
23
Men are Like: Cola.
Lovely and bubbly but soon go flat!
24
Men are Like: Kettles.
They get all hot and steamy when you plug them in but then they go off the boil!
25
Men are Like: Sports cars.
Too small, too high maintenance, and always trying to pick up your friends!
26
Men are Like: Martinis.
One isn't enough and two is usually too many!
27
Men are Like: Taxis.
There's usually another one coming along any minute.
28
Men are Like: Ladybirds.
You actually feel bad squashing the cute ones!
29
Men are Like: Aeroplanes.
Sometimes they fly, and sometimes they crash + burn.
30
Men are Like: House-plants.
Not very intelligent, but you're still supposed to talk to them!
31
Men are Like: Birth control.
Something always pops up and doesnt always work out as planned!
32
Men are Like: Cheap Easter Eggs.
They're hollow!
33
Men are Like: Puppies.
There your best friend when you give them a treat, but otherwise dont know who you are!
34
Men are Like: Mobile Phones.
Every women needs one, we just never know why!
35
Men are Like: Public Toilets.
Either taken or full of shit!
36
Men are Like: Pimples.
They pop up unexpectedley and are hard as hell to get rid of!
37
Men are Like: Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and of course, disposable!
38
Men are Like: An inch of water.
Really shallow and not that deep!
39
Men are Like: Haemorrhoids.
A huge pain in the ass"
40
Men are Like: Tits on a bull.
Completely useless!
