1
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle!
2
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini!
3
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes!
4
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
5
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one!
6
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs!
7
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch!
8
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him!
9
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part!
10
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly!
