The Transplant patient and the Nun

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

A man had just had a severe heart opperation and as he was coming to a nun was holding his hand and gently patting it.

When he opened his eyes she said, "I hate to ask at a time like this but do you have insurance?"

"No mam, he replied."

"Well do you have enough cash to pay your bill?"

"No mam," he replied again.

"Do you have any relatives who can help you?"

"Only a spinster sister who is a nun," he replied.

"Oh," said the nun, "she is no spinster, she is married to God!"

"Well send the bill to my Brother-in-law!" he replied

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