The Hit and Run

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Two red necks were drinking beer and joyriding when they spotted two Hispanic hitchhikers at the side of the road. Zeke says to Jake, "Why don't we give those yahoos a scare? Act like you're going to run off the road and hit them"

Jake agrees and swerves in their direction, but he's had too much to drink and ran right over them.

They both said, "Oh well, tough luck," and continued on their way.

A little while later, Jake says to Zeke, "I wonder where those guys were going?"

Without hesitation, Zeke replied, "Florida."

Jake asked him how he knew that and Jakes response was, "Right after you hit them, I clearly heard one of them say something about Sunny Beaches."

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