Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage!
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had kids, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
Q. What flower grows on your face?
Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!