Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn't concentrate!
Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!
Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!
Q. What kind of key opens the door at Christmas?
A. A turkey!
Q. What kind of cake do you get at a McDonald's cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!
Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!