12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 10

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

2)
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

3)
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

4)
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

5)
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

6)
Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn't concentrate!

7)
Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!

8)
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!

9)
Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!

10)
Q. What kind of key opens the door at Christmas?
A. A turkey!

11)
Q. What kind of cake do you get at a McDonald's cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!

12)
Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!


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