Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
A: Because of its sandy claws!
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo it could be done!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: Medical tweetment!
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mama?"
Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!
Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: It was an udder catastrophe!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Lunch is on me!"
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!