12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 4

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

1)
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

2)
Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
A: Because of its sandy claws!

3)
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!

4)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo it could be done!

5)
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!

6)
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

7)
Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: Medical tweetment!

8)
Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mama?"

9)
Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!

10)
Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: It was an udder catastrophe!

11)
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Lunch is on me!"

12)
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!


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