Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
Q. What's a Lepers favorite sport?
Q. What was Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.
Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A. A refund.
Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.
Q. What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad?
A: Because someone stepped on his corn.
Q: What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A: He got toad away.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!