1)
Q. What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
A. Soup.
2)
Q. What's a Lepers favorite sport?
A. Football.
3)
Q. What was Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.
4)
Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A. A refund.
5)
Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.
6)
Q. What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
7)
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer.
8)
Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
9)
Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad?
A: Because someone stepped on his corn.
10)
Q: What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A: He got toad away.
11)
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
12)
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
