The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 7 April 2012

15.
180 degrees shy of heaven

14.
Performing with Flaccido Domingo

13.
A few parts shy of an erector set

12.
Sch-wing and a miss

11.
Not rising to the level of impeachable offence

10.
The Null Monty

9.
Disappointing Miss Daisy

8.
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

7.
Ascension Deficit Disorder

6.
Bouncing the Cheque of Love

5.
Less-than-Magic Johnson

4.
All Doled up with nowhere to go

3.
Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You

2.
Serving boneless pork

1.
Unleavened Man-Bread


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