The Dead Rooster

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster and killed it. He decided that he should go and tell the farmer, so he got out of his car and walked across the road to the farm, walked up to the front door and knocked.

The farmer came to the door and the man said, "I'm afraid I've killed your rooster, please let me replace him."

The farmer said, "Help yourself, the hens are out in the back."

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