Sitting at the bar, a sad Rob Donahue told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement.
"Yeah," said Rob, "would you marry someone who didn't know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?"
"No way in hell" said the bartender.
"Well, said Rob, "at least she put it a little more delicately."
