1
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking!
2
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
3
Your so bald, when you wear a turtleneck you look like a deodorant stick!
4
Boy one: What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Boy two: Bald and fat!
5
Q: Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
A: Because they've lost their locks.
6
How much for a haircut?
Barber: eight pounds.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Two pounds.
Right - shave my head!
7
Q: Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
A: Because he always uses a razor!
8
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
9
Barber: And how old are you, little man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
10
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
