A man worked in India for awhile and while there, learned to love monkey brains. So, when he got home, he ordered some from his butcher.
However, the butcher kept telling him that he didn't carry monkey brains.
After a week of this the butcher suddenly asked the man, "If you took the 'book' out of 'bookworm' what would you have?"
"And the 'type out of 'typewriter'?"
"And the 'frig' out of 'monkey brains'?"
"There is no 'frig' in 'brains'.'
"That's what I been trying to tell you for the past week!"