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They can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
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Fetch command not available on all platforms.
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Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
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Too difficult to "Mark" every website they visit.
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Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
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Mail box icon simply frustrating.
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Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
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Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
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Not at all fooled by Pussy cat Screen Saver.
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Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
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Oh, but they will... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
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Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
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Cause dogs ain't Geeks! Now, cats, on the other hand...
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Barking in next cube keeps activating Your voice recognition software.
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SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
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SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
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Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
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Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
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Too Hard To Type With Paws.
