18 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 25 February 2012

1
They can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

2
Fetch command not available on all platforms.

3
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

4
Too difficult to "Mark" every website they visit.

5
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

6
Mail box icon simply frustrating.

7
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

8
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

9
Not at all fooled by Pussy cat Screen Saver.

10
Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.

11
Oh, but they will... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.

12
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

13
Cause dogs ain't Geeks! Now, cats, on the other hand...

14
Barking in next cube keeps activating Your voice recognition software.

15
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

16
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!

17
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

18
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

18
Too Hard To Type With Paws.


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