Two 'Elderly' Doctor vists

Submitted by Exislanda

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

A doctor placed his stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

"Big breaths," he instructed.

"Yes, they used to be." replied the patient.


A doctor was acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, he asked, "How long have you been bedridden?"

After a look of complete confusion she answered, 'Well, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."

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